Post by Clefo on May 14, 2002 23:00:28 GMT -5
Ryoga Hibiki took a deep breath. Years of hard training had prepared him for the task at hand, it would be his greatest martial arts accomplishment ever, and it would make learning the Breaking Point a piece of cheese. This deed required the following: strength, discipline, self-motivation, and a strong and calm mind.
“So, as I was saying, Obi-Wan LET Vader win the fight, to become more powerful and to guide Luke to victory!” said a robe and lightsaber clad boy in front of Ryoga in the long line.
“Bullshit dude.” Started one behind him in line, “Obi-Wan was old, he couldn’t beat the master of Sith!”
The geek in front of Ryoga sneered, “You’re just saying that because I got in line before you did!”
This made the second one mad “Well at least I didn’t sleep with my mom!”
“You better take that back!”
“Make me!”
The 2 geeks started whacking each other with plastic lightsabers, and Ryoga took the opportunity to move up in line. Ryoga had to endure this until midnight, and then his vigilance would be rewarded with some quality entertainment, that’s what Nabiki said at least. He had gotten lost twice while in the line, but he had made a mental note to follow someone in front of him to avoid such problems
Hour after hour passed, until the witching hour was almost over, soon Ryoga’s wait would be rewarded.
“Gee, this better be worth it, but either way, I will have completed some training that RANMA was too much of a coward to go through.” Ryoga said to himself
The clock suddenly struck midnight; tickets for Attack of the Clones were on sale. Ryoga patiently waited for his turn in line, and when he finally was talking to the surly ticket agent who didn’t really WANT to be there and would rather have been banging his girlfriend.
“I’d like 1 for—“ Ryoga began, but he was cut off by a very rude push, and a familiar voice ordered a ticket.
“No big deal.” Ryoga thought “I’ll just get one now.” He got up from his place on the pavement and went up to the ticket agent.
The ticket agent, who could care less about what just happened, gave Ryoga the bad news
“Sorry dude, we’re all sold out!”
Ryoga then said some words that weren’t very nice.
“Gee that’s tough luck, man!” said that familiar voice. Ryoga looked towards that direction. It was a bit too familiar…
“RANMA! YOU STOLE MY EPISODE II TICKET!!!” screamed Ryoga in something that reminded Ranma of something in the past, he didn’t know what though. Ranma didn’t have much time to contemplate this though, since Ryoga started attacking him in a great fight scene that we lack the budget to show you.
People wondered why there was one empty seat for the Episode II show in Nerima, but most of them were beaten on the heads with sticks by people who could care less. Ryoga “failed” his martial arts test, but no worry, Episode III comes out in 2005
Notes: With Episode II coming out, I thought I’d write this in honor of all those vigilant people who will stand in line for days, just to see a movie. I salute these American heroes, because without them, the terrorists would have won.
“So, as I was saying, Obi-Wan LET Vader win the fight, to become more powerful and to guide Luke to victory!” said a robe and lightsaber clad boy in front of Ryoga in the long line.
“Bullshit dude.” Started one behind him in line, “Obi-Wan was old, he couldn’t beat the master of Sith!”
The geek in front of Ryoga sneered, “You’re just saying that because I got in line before you did!”
This made the second one mad “Well at least I didn’t sleep with my mom!”
“You better take that back!”
“Make me!”
The 2 geeks started whacking each other with plastic lightsabers, and Ryoga took the opportunity to move up in line. Ryoga had to endure this until midnight, and then his vigilance would be rewarded with some quality entertainment, that’s what Nabiki said at least. He had gotten lost twice while in the line, but he had made a mental note to follow someone in front of him to avoid such problems
Hour after hour passed, until the witching hour was almost over, soon Ryoga’s wait would be rewarded.
“Gee, this better be worth it, but either way, I will have completed some training that RANMA was too much of a coward to go through.” Ryoga said to himself
The clock suddenly struck midnight; tickets for Attack of the Clones were on sale. Ryoga patiently waited for his turn in line, and when he finally was talking to the surly ticket agent who didn’t really WANT to be there and would rather have been banging his girlfriend.
“I’d like 1 for—“ Ryoga began, but he was cut off by a very rude push, and a familiar voice ordered a ticket.
“No big deal.” Ryoga thought “I’ll just get one now.” He got up from his place on the pavement and went up to the ticket agent.
The ticket agent, who could care less about what just happened, gave Ryoga the bad news
“Sorry dude, we’re all sold out!”
Ryoga then said some words that weren’t very nice.
“Gee that’s tough luck, man!” said that familiar voice. Ryoga looked towards that direction. It was a bit too familiar…
“RANMA! YOU STOLE MY EPISODE II TICKET!!!” screamed Ryoga in something that reminded Ranma of something in the past, he didn’t know what though. Ranma didn’t have much time to contemplate this though, since Ryoga started attacking him in a great fight scene that we lack the budget to show you.
People wondered why there was one empty seat for the Episode II show in Nerima, but most of them were beaten on the heads with sticks by people who could care less. Ryoga “failed” his martial arts test, but no worry, Episode III comes out in 2005
Notes: With Episode II coming out, I thought I’d write this in honor of all those vigilant people who will stand in line for days, just to see a movie. I salute these American heroes, because without them, the terrorists would have won.