Post by Ran on Mar 30, 2002 6:22:02 GMT -5
I have a R&U scene that I can't figure out what to do with.. I thought someone here might like to use it. 
Lost again.
If anyone were to write a book about Ryoga Hibiki, that’s how it’d start. Well it wasn’t really that he was lost again, no that wasn’t it. It was more like still. He had been lost before, this certainly wasn’t the first time, and it’d most likely not be the last either. He sighed.
Another door. If he had a yen for every door he’d ever come across, he’d be a bazillionair. [Oh well. Might as well find out where this one goes.] he thought, and reached out and slid it open, staring at the floor.
“Aaaaaa!!”someone screamed.
[I’ve heard that voice before.] he thought, looking to the source of the scream... and promptly fainted, a fountain of blood gushing from his nose. It was actually a good thing he fainted, otherwise he’d of gotten a spatula on steroids to the head, forcing him into unconsciousness anyway. So it was better that he go the less painful way.
Ukyo stared at the unconscious form of Ryoga who was lying prone on her bathroom floor. She put her battle spat back down and slid back into the warm water of her bath.
[Well,] she thought, looking at Ryoga. [What am I going to do with him? Can’t exactly leave the poor sap laying there.] She removed one of her arms from under her chin, where they rested on the edge of the bath, and picked up a half-filled cold water bucket. She then up-ended the contents onto Ryoga. Her eyes widened as Ryoga’s frame shrank inside his clothes. A moment later, a little black snout pushed out of the folds of the clothes. The rest of ‘P- chan’ soon followed.
Not quite knowing what else to do, Ukyo bust out laughing. The pig, for his part, oinked the equivalent of ‘it’s not funny!’ But Ukyo, who didn’t understand pig, just kept right on laughing. The pig oinked out some obscenities but other wise remained motionless.
After a while, Ukyo got hold of herself and turned back to Ryoga. “I can’t believe YOU'RE P-chan!” she giggled. Ryoga scowled as only a pig could scowl. “Well, it does explain a lot. Like why Ranchan always made those pig jokes and why you always got so angry about it.” Then something dawned on her. “Hey! Does Akane know you sleep in her bed?”
The pig furiously shook it’s head and oinked ‘No she doesn’t know and I’d like to keep it that way!’ But of course ,what Ukyo heard was nothing more than a bunch of pig noises.
“I’ll take that as a ‘no’. Hmmm. You really should tell her, sugar. The longer you wait, the madder she’ll be.” Ryoga hung his head in shame and snorted an ‘I know I know’.
Ukyo suddenly got a really nasty idea. “Well, no time like the present.” she said and stood up. Ryoga looked up sharply at her words then sprouted a nose bleed and passed out when he saw Ukyo rising from the water. Ukyo giggled and sank back down into the water. He hadn’t even seen anything yet and he passed out. He really needed to work on that.
Well, any takers?
-- Ran 8)
Lost again.
If anyone were to write a book about Ryoga Hibiki, that’s how it’d start. Well it wasn’t really that he was lost again, no that wasn’t it. It was more like still. He had been lost before, this certainly wasn’t the first time, and it’d most likely not be the last either. He sighed.
Another door. If he had a yen for every door he’d ever come across, he’d be a bazillionair. [Oh well. Might as well find out where this one goes.] he thought, and reached out and slid it open, staring at the floor.
“Aaaaaa!!”someone screamed.
[I’ve heard that voice before.] he thought, looking to the source of the scream... and promptly fainted, a fountain of blood gushing from his nose. It was actually a good thing he fainted, otherwise he’d of gotten a spatula on steroids to the head, forcing him into unconsciousness anyway. So it was better that he go the less painful way.
Ukyo stared at the unconscious form of Ryoga who was lying prone on her bathroom floor. She put her battle spat back down and slid back into the warm water of her bath.
[Well,] she thought, looking at Ryoga. [What am I going to do with him? Can’t exactly leave the poor sap laying there.] She removed one of her arms from under her chin, where they rested on the edge of the bath, and picked up a half-filled cold water bucket. She then up-ended the contents onto Ryoga. Her eyes widened as Ryoga’s frame shrank inside his clothes. A moment later, a little black snout pushed out of the folds of the clothes. The rest of ‘P- chan’ soon followed.
Not quite knowing what else to do, Ukyo bust out laughing. The pig, for his part, oinked the equivalent of ‘it’s not funny!’ But Ukyo, who didn’t understand pig, just kept right on laughing. The pig oinked out some obscenities but other wise remained motionless.
After a while, Ukyo got hold of herself and turned back to Ryoga. “I can’t believe YOU'RE P-chan!” she giggled. Ryoga scowled as only a pig could scowl. “Well, it does explain a lot. Like why Ranchan always made those pig jokes and why you always got so angry about it.” Then something dawned on her. “Hey! Does Akane know you sleep in her bed?”
The pig furiously shook it’s head and oinked ‘No she doesn’t know and I’d like to keep it that way!’ But of course ,what Ukyo heard was nothing more than a bunch of pig noises.
“I’ll take that as a ‘no’. Hmmm. You really should tell her, sugar. The longer you wait, the madder she’ll be.” Ryoga hung his head in shame and snorted an ‘I know I know’.
Ukyo suddenly got a really nasty idea. “Well, no time like the present.” she said and stood up. Ryoga looked up sharply at her words then sprouted a nose bleed and passed out when he saw Ukyo rising from the water. Ukyo giggled and sank back down into the water. He hadn’t even seen anything yet and he passed out. He really needed to work on that.
Well, any takers?
-- Ran 8)
... But keep going. It should be interesting to see what happens next. 
